Talking rubbish.

 
Just something I read that tickled me cos it reminded me alot of the kind of conversations Im having with my dad at the moment. Cos its really not him not understanding his new computer thats the problem,   its me talking complete gibberish.
 
………………………
 
 
 Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

 Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m think about buying a computer.

 Mac?

 No, the name’s Lou.

 Your computer?

 I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

 Mac?

 I told you, my name’s Lou.

 What about Windows?

 Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

Do you want a computer with Windows?

 I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

 Wallpaper.

 Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

 Software for Windows?

 No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

Office.

Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

 I just did.

 You just did what?

 Recommend something.

 You recommended something?

 Yes.

 For my office?

Yes.

 OK, what did you recommend for my office?

 Office.

Yes, for my office!

 I recommend Office with Windows.

 I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m

sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

 Word.

 What word?

 Word in Office.

 The only word in office is office.

The Word in Office for Windows.

 Which word in office for windows?

 The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

 I’m going to click your blue "w" if you don’t give me a straight answer. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I

can track my money with?

 Money.

 That’s right. What do you have?

 Money.

 I need money to track my money?

 It comes bundled with your computer.

What’s bundled with my computer?

 Money.

 Money comes with my computer?

 Yes. No extra charge.

I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

One copy.

 Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

 Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

 They can give you a license to copy money?

 Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

 How do I turn my computer off?

 Click on "START"….

 
 
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Ok… not a duck joke but this made me nearly spit my coffee out when I read it.
 
 
 
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jay bird fifty years ago."
"Well," the old lady snickered, "Let’s relive some old times."
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat back at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn’t be supprised," replied the old man. "One’s in your coffee, and the others in your oatmeal.
 
Have a great weekend!
 
 

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7 Responses to “Talking rubbish.”

  1. Lol Hi there you really made me laugh – keep up the good work Be blessed Regard … 😀

  2. OH I love coming here, its funny! No I don\’t have a tan yet.. its still too cold to go out without 6 jumpers and a bobble hat on.Have a good weekend yourself xxx

  3. OMG Now that\’s like listening to MY old man. Well, you know, there\’s nothing more complicated than simplicity in the world of PCs. Why don\’t they give this stuff better names? Now I\’m starting to sound like my old lady. XD Love that last joke! He he he heee hee The Castle Lady DAF you\’re somethin\’ else !

  4. Hiya Your Maj,I\’ve got tears running down my face … and I had to run to the loo ..\’just in case\’ … dunno why I\’m laughing so much .. I still haven\’t a clue what windows is .. I\’m still wasting my time on Facebook … I\’ve got dreadful visions of being near death & somebody saying "And what have you done with your life ???" … To which the answer would be … "I\’ve been playing with my Fairy on Facebook" … ie not good at all…Have a great weekend ..Lots of Love Sarah xxxx

  5. heh heh I am clueless when it cums to pooters. Mine is on its last legs and i iz lookin for a new wun. Will prolly go out shoppin on toosday for a new wun and cum back wiv annuver ginny pig instead. Fankoo for yur kind words he waz a luvverly pet. Hugs rite back at yoo x

  6. hehehe nice!

  7. LOLcx

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